#109: Merry Christmas n'At

---Santa Claus is Comin' Dahntahn---

If you're a true Pittsburgher, this is your favorite Christmas Carol.

No. It is.

And your ol' pal Steeltown Mike is happy to bring you this piece of holiday cheer, from Steel City-based "Johnny Angel and the Halos":



Yinz better watch aht,
Yinz better not paht,
Yinz better not cry,
I’m tellin yinz hauscome,
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn.

He’s makin’ a list,
He’s checkin’ it aht,
He’s gonna find aht who’s nebby an ‘at,
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn.

He knows if yinz is a jagoff,
He can see inside yinz haus,
He knows if yinz been workin’ hard,
Or just sittin’ on yur caach (caach, caach, caach).

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle All the Way...
Lookin' from Mahnt Worshington,
Down where the Stillers.....are at. (Aw, C'mon guys...)

Yinz better watch aht,
Yinz better not paht,
Yinz better not cry,
I’m tellin yinz hauscome.
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn!…..

He sees yinz on the Nor'side
In 'Sliberty and Sahside, too.
He don't want yinz to be ascared
Just do what yer asposed ta do. (Doo Doo Doo)

Yinz better watch aht,
Yinz better not paht,
Yinz better not cry,
I’m tellin yinz hauscome.
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn!

("Hey, we done n'at yet?" "Yeah, let's go get som'n ta eat, man." "Yeah, I'm hungry, too" "Let's go get a chipped ham sammich." "Let's get ahtta here." "Ah, Merry Christmas, yinz guys.")


Merry Christmas! (n'At)